“Dealing with Mom Tactics Collection”

The article on NPR translates it: 

The Complete Book of Combat With Mum

Tactic #1

When your mother is yelling at you, you can:

Look elsewhere, think about something else. Don't care, don't listen.

Style: Hard

Note: Can't be used often

Tactic #2

Your mother is yelling at you and not letting you look somewhere else, you can:

Find something trivial about mommy to criticize.

Style: Hard

Note: Can't be used often.

for more tactics: http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/how-to-deal-with-mom-by-beijing-4th-grade-girls.html